• Thank you, Burger King…
  • Sorry, I can’t…
  • How my life works
  • Nerd girls
  • Let me blow your mind, human…
  • Well, I can’t now…
  • Who is this?
  • A picture of mommy…
  • After I yell at my dog for barking at another dog…
  • These things can officially be considered black magic
  • I thought we were friends…
  • Stealth dad