• A real man only takes one trip
  • McGyver theme song
  • The pig is mine!
  • They still haven’t noticed…
  • I hate the way they scream…
  • Spontaneous Wingman of the Year…
  • Life advice for girls…
  • Proper definition
  • Note Card Wisdom
  • Sad, but too true
  • The Bear, the Girl and the Frog
  • Best prank ever