• Genius way of getting more tips…
  • Story of my life, summed up…
  • Such a knife day…
  • Wake up…
  • My grandchildren suck…
  • Have you been drinking?
  • Jack and Rose could have both fit on that wooden plank…
  • Here’s a good one…
  • When you tell someone you’re going to bed…
  • We can all be friends
  • It started snowing…
  • Sure, they look cute now