• Why hello there…
  • The first divorce directly related to the 9/11 attacks…
  • The definition of irony
  • Why haircuts are important…
  • Mario’s disturbing revelation…
  • When I’m singing a song…
  • I just made you even gayer…
  • To protect and serve
  • Road rage
  • Can’t tell
  • Chain reaction
  • What my wife means when she says “the thing”