• The right thing to do when life gives you lemons…
  • I’m so smart…
  • I’d been watching Inception…
  • What do you think I should get?
  • Try organic food
  • Pure sweetness
  • When I have children…
  • Um, what’s going on back there?
  • Every single time I hear the word ‘concur’…
  • BAHAHAHA! Oh god, stop it…
  • This is stuck in your head and there’s nothing you can do about it
  • Is this AT&T?