• Just because I can…
  • Hover Cat reporting to base…
  • The perfect woman according to the Internet…
  • Nice bike…
  • $400 per week…
  • Coffee Time
  • Consuela takes care of the city…
  • Oh Tarzan, you sly dog
  • Next time…
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • Picking up stuff from the floor…
  • No matter the movie, he only goes by one name