• And that’s where fat girls come from…
  • Just when I thought I would coast through work today…
  • More like one word…
  • Dog, say cheese!
  • Hey, I lost my phone…
  • Why does that always happen?
  • Have you seen Jesus?
  • When my Internet is down…
  • Only in Portland, Oregon
  • That lucky person…
  • What I really wanted…
  • You’re different but I like you