• When I feel motivated to do something…
  • Why are you still alive?
  • Rain gutters that play music
  • How are you driving?
  • It’s tough to be a dog
  • When someone points at my monitor and touches it…
  • Yeehaw!
  • She’s real!
  • What I like about the English language…
  • Hipster trap
  • Impossible Love
  • We are the middle children of history