• My first time with the washing machine…
  • Taking exercise more seriously…
  • Santa’s valuable lesson…
  • My favorite thing about Disney…
  • Beer pong for awesome people…
  • Only to be worn in case of awesomeness…
  • To-do list
  • Joker’s wisdom
  • You drank all my milk…
  • How I imagine he really looks
  • Looking for a girl on Craigslist
  • Moral of the story…