• The way Karma works…
  • Trying to seduce my girlfriend…
  • It makes their job so easy
  • What genre of metal are you listening to?
  • The Universe Hates Me…
  • Why you watch Saw
  • Meant to be
  • How I feel about 95% of Facebook status updates
  • People talk
  • When I’m on the phone…
  • This cat has game
  • Photoshop in real life