• How do I win this fight?
  • Stop saying it…
  • Elf-eyes view…
  • America’s sweetheart…
  • Hipster Venn Diagram…
  • Your blues name
  • Is it rude?
  • It’s all in your mind.
  • All my loving!
  • Nightclubs
  • Peanut butter? Peanut butter! Peanut butter!
  • Death Star Watermelon

28 November, 2011 in Funny | 2 Comments


  1. PEte

    8:14 pm


    - How the non-smokers actually think:
    The smoke is really bothering me and now my clothes are gonna smell all day. How do I ask the smoker to not smoke here, in a way so that he doesn’t get all upset, and yell at me to just go away, and not bother him about his right to smoke.

    - How the smoker really thinks:
    I need my smoke. I need my smoke. I need my smoke. If those tree-huggers are bothered, they can move. They better not as much as even look like they are bothered by it.

  2. Jesse

    7:49 am

    Except that the smokers never move, just saying.