• It won’t save you…
  • The multiverse theory
  • Ho Ho Ho!
  • Somewhere in a parallel dimension…
  • Well that’s kind of true…
  • Reaction to most Facebook statuses
  • Internet friendships
  • Product name fail
  • Usually how my weekends go…
  • Hello, little girl…
  • So, there is no Santa?
  • What I do when the teacher says “this cannot be done the night before”