• Life before and after cell phones…
  • Digital time in an analog clock
  • A mind of metal…
  • Trying to seduce my girlfriend…
  • Another update?
  • Every time I turn my computer on…
  • This is the Matrix…
  • Nothing else to do…
  • How I feel when I sleep with the window open in the summer…
  • Not the game I was looking for iPhone auto-correct…
  • The joke writers at Popsicle aren’t even trying anymore
  • 69 years later…