• Costumes and candy are overrated…
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • And it will only get worse…
  • Boo!
  • Save me dog!
  • Christmas cupcakes
  • What’s democracy?
  • Whenever I try to be cool and wink at someone…
  • I’ll be…
  • How to troll death
  • The only thing I ever did with coloured markers
  • Do Not Press The Red Button