• My roommate just left me this…
  • Oh comfy chair…
  • Please come back…
  • Marry me?
  • Cool story, Jesus…
  • Hey, wait a second…
  • Gentlemen, this is the life…
  • Premiering this month on the Food Network
  • OK, honey. Whatever you say. Sure.
  • Are you numerate or literate?
  • Eiffel Tower in construction
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