• The most awesome activity as a child
  • My burger brings all the boys…
  • This text sums up the new iPhone update…
  • Stop talking to me…
  • Too lazy
  • If people wants to bring you down…
  • So many levels of awesomeness
  • How I feel when I find an onion ring in my fries
  • Why is this making a sound in my head?
  • Why I am walking funny
  • Freedom…
  • You’re now in the army