• You can only push a girl so far…
  • Only one more thing…
  • Apple’s Evolution System…
  • So, what’s new?
  • My brain’s logic…
  • Head & Shoulders
  • My whole life has been a lie…
  • On the phone with mom: troubleshooting her computer
  • How to write a Nicholas Sparks movie
  • The Competition
  • People who shouldn’t rap
  • Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter!