• Someone wrote on my door. My response.
  • This is the only reason I know where Kentucky is on the map
  • This is why I don’t ride public transportation
  • Happens every single time…
  • If guns don’t kill people…
  • Are you lucky?
  • Dat bum bum
  • What your toilet paper says about you
  • Unappreciated ghost
  • The new Batman trailer
  • Photogenic dog
  • Neo, we have a problem