• The sound waves of the moment they said ‘I do’
  • Seductive Koala…
  • Every time at the supermarket…
  • The Boyfriend Pillow…
  • Flying is too mainstream
  • Your past self is a douchebag…
  • Arguing with my girlfriend…
  • It surprises me…
  • How I slowly destroy my headphones
  • The current economy
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…
  • Go away bird, I’m eating my morning nut.