• Can’t wait to go back to school…
  • There’s nothing more friendlier…
  • Oh, cookies…
  • Hey, why so serious?
  • Dear people who think Romeo and Juliet is a romantic story…
  • When I find typos in my graded papers
  • Any time someone says “El Niño”
  • Toronto at night
  • The best reason to have a dog
  • li>…and he never returned
  • Godding, because planking is so two months ago
  • Jeff Bridges’ favorite shirt