• How to sell water to alcoholics…
  • This is basically how I feel all the time now
  • Magic Tree Topper
  • The sooner, the better…
  • Ham Sandwich…
  • The Man Card…
  • Ninety-Nine Problems
  • Violent crimes
  • Feeling sad?
  • You know one day it’ll be true
  • A match has been found
  • The art of trolling