• Accurate description of my relationship status…
  • Don’t stop me…
  • Religions of the world…
  • Only to be worn in case of awesomeness…
  • Genius idea
  • Immature
  • Living your life…
  • Ultimate slide of awesomeness
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Is my son gay?
  • At least she comes with an on and off switch