• Every time I swim…
  • I said horse!
  • He knows…
  • Real Angry Birds
  • Fluffy puppies
  • Before you ask…
  • Hipster protester
  • I was good at math…
  • Telling it like it is
  • Please open your mouth and say ahhh…
  • Using a fluorescent marker
  • 34,000 people on Facebook are retarded