• Story of my life, summed up…
  • No wonder everyone laughs when I order tacos!
  • Bad kitty, wait what?
  • Don’t worry fish…
  • Eminem made of M&M’s
  • We all have 2 addresses memorized
  • Finishing a paper at 5 in the morning…
  • Wild one
  • If you don’t wake up, you lose your money
  • How I used to troll
  • Pretty damn soon
  • Ordering pizza as a child