• This takes hipster to a whole new level…
  • That word, you keep using it…
  • Men in the baby food department
  • No muscles required
  • Dream of a Pilot
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • A perfect place to take a nap
  • Say it and I’m yours
  • Trolling your friend with interview advice
  • Wrong number
  • Now I can sleep safe
  • Get them off your dog