• I’ll never forgive you…
  • George Waaashington…
  • The three most important items…
  • Jackie Chan’s English Slip…
  • Your poster changed my life…
  • Seats taken…
  • That’s how to get his attention…
  • The more Apple products I see…
  • Waking up from a nap
  • Every time I flush the toilet at someone else’s house
  • Real life Barbie
  • Tiger’s retarded cousin