• Just like Dementors…
  • This is how I call them…
  • The truth about the Internet…
  • You better be prepared…
  • I feel old…
  • We are too fabulous for that ball!
  • When I hear the delivery guy bringing my food…
  • Jennifer, will you marry me?
  • Against your religion
  • Recess forever
  • This is the creepiest iPhone case, hands down
  • A match made in heaven