• Ready to party tonight?
  • When the clock hits 5pm and I’m in the middle of work…
  • Come here you, I want a hug…
  • I’m not a dog
  • Me after I realize I sent a drunk text message to my ex
  • Google does it again…
  • Real men eat meat
  • Sometimes even excavators need a hobby
  • I don’t ask much
  • The very latest
  • And you will never see him again
  • If I had a third arm this would be it’s primary use
  1. jack

    12:07 am

    Don’t get it.