• Stop raising your hand
  • I bought you a gift…
  • Useless Superpowers
  • Secret house in the woods
  • Cause I eats me spinach
  • Morgan Freeman chain of command
  • Troll metabolism
  • Damn you George Harrison!
  • Those five minutes…
  • Baroque Obama
  • My Facebook profile summed up
  • This is what you get when you gather all the water and air of the world into one huge globe