• It could be your child…
  • Making an ugly face…
  • You’re not a true fan…
  • Uncanny
  • Don’t be fooled
  • But mom…
  • English is a crazy language
  • Somebody needs to be changed
  • This pile of junk makes the coolest shadow ever
  • New message at 4 a.m.
  • Oh God, my brain is producing noise to go with this…
  • How I feel when people tell me how they feel