• Suddenly, my day is full of sad…
  • I need air!
  • Bossy ex’s…
  • I use sarcasm…
  • Happens every weekend…
  • This laptop just tripled in value
  • The worst moment in my life…
  • I am Iron Man
  • Hey elephant…
  • Poor Edward…
  • When you walk into McDonald’s with more than five dollars…
  • Scumbag Shane