• It really doesn’t matter…
  • They love them…
  • Please people, have some damn manners…
  • Must change my voicemail greeting…
  • Toxic flavor
  • I had a bro friend…
  • That already happened?
  • How I feel about the Internet when I try to do something productive
  • My dirty mind is ruining my childhood
  • How I feel about windows
  • The Glasswing Butterfly
  • How to ride a roller coaster. Like a Boss.