• Going to the airport…
  • If Rapunzel was a man…
  • My mother warned me…
  • Why does that always happen?
  • Baconnaise
  • You better be wary
  • Only to be worn on moments of gloriousness
  • Now I feel safe
  • Stop it, Moses…
  • Carving Pumpkins? Pffff…
  • Why didn’t I ever think of this
  • Dig my new hairdo?