• When someone asks you out…
  • The future of the English language…
  • Not yet, little Asian…
  • They make anything look classy…
  • I don’t have ‘exs’…
  • The logic of female shoppers…
  • Every last inch…
  • And that’s why we are best friends…
  • Dear Face Wash Commercials…
  • I’m fine here…
  • It wasn’t curiosity…
  • AAAWWW YYYEEEAAA NASAAAAA