• Zen Corgi
  • Best way to end a status conversation
  • So long…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • I see what jew did there…
  • I’m not antisocial
  • You’re special
  • Just a couple of baby platypus
  • Who else…
  • You can do it!
  • I think this girl likes me
  • Never hate people