• When people ask me about my weekend…
  • But that’s OK…
  • The resemblance is almost uncanny…
  • Since when are you a veggie?
  • Drunkness guide
  • Three days old, sleeping like a boss…
  • Just right…
  • They weren’t people officer…
  • You’re not ugly
  • Whack-a-kitty
  • Every Holiday Season…
  • Welcome to life. It doesn’t get better.