• I freaking love this ball!
  • Ta-da…
  • Don’t worry, I’ll be cool…
  • First Rule of ‘Thesaurus Club’
  • Not under my watch…
  • When guys receive a text message with the word “hey”
  • ‘Cuz it ain’t no lie…
  • Easter is cancelled
  • Just realized…
  • The logic is flawless
  • Nice try human…
  • Logical response