• As someone who doesn’t watch sports…
  • Adventure Time’s only explanation
  • Batman vs. Robin…
  • I can’t bear to live on this planet anymore…
  • We brought this on ourselves…
  • He’s more successful than you…
  • I really should know by now
  • Stop running…
  • Good night, little buddy… sleep well
  • Missed it by that much
  • Facebook is like fridges
  • Worm Guy