• Clever mom is doing it right…
  • Screw clowns.
  • People with high IQs
  • What part of Africa?
  • The older the better
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • If emergency strikes…
  • OMG Ribbons!
  • What is wrong with people?
  • Every. Freakin. Day.
  • Nothing to see here pal, move along…
  • At Sleepovers…