• The worst thing in life…
  • Every single day
  • They still haven’t noticed…
  • I shall call him, mini me…
  • Classy Beetle
  • Best sandwich ever
  • What I’d like to do to all my Facebook contacts…
  • Blastoise
  • Fish tank
  • I cleaned my room
  • I don’t know about these thongs…
  • Life is funny sometimes