• Sir T-Rex…
  • Stay away from the grass…
  • Pine. Apple.
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  • Choose a booth…
  • My shyness
  • Like a tiny boss
  • Come at me, summer…
  • Can I touch your hair sir?
  • Do it, Sherlock!
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