• You look like Justin Bieber…
  • Truman Show Shadow…
  • iPhone Users Logic…
  • If I could speak with a British accent…
  • Having a bad day?
  • Talking to my girlfriend…
  • Still a better Vampire…
  • When God made me…
  • Printing Bears
  • I’m feeling sick…
  • Why I hate carving pumpkins
  • Automatic “don’t touch it” device