• Every time I get a text…
  • How does Batman’s mom call him for dinner?
  • In moments of great anger…
  • Still better…
  • How to deal with scorpions…
  • Boys, did you know…
  • Every time I try to insert my opinion into a heated argument
  • Everybody needs a little friend…
  • Be extremely afraid…
  • Clever Christmas Card
  • Best cake cutter, ever?
  • A plastic surgeon’s business card