• Why I love Stephen Colbert…
  • 98% of the clones were succesful…
  • I wish I could Google anything…
  • You’re so immature…
  • People who use ‘married’ as relationship status
  • Let’s take all the crumbs…
  • You will never be this happy
  • Why your mom shouldn’t be your Facebook friend
  • How owls sleep
  • My thoughts while standing next to someone using a computer
  • The first english words I knew
  • Ozzy Osbourne Is Looking Good