• And for my last trick…
  • Pull up your pants…
  • If this song was my wife…
  • For all Star Wars fans…
  • “Jumpolines”
  • Fake girls
  • Read it again
  • Something I’ve always wondered…
  • Snoop Dog’s dog
  • How I feel at work on Mondays
  • Damn hipsters
  • Wedding rings of holocaust victims