• Never trust promotional photography…
  • Spoiled and ungrateful people complaining about their Christmas gifts…
  • Still Not Old Enough…
  • Doctor Who Logic
  • Word to the wise…
  • Trolling the babysitter
  • Can’t stay mommy…
  • Na, na, na, na, nails
  • Bike thief
  • Cool story, Jesus…
  • Need a job?
  • Shut up. Just for once shut up.