• I’m not like my brother…
  • When I smile at someone…
  • Before and after a party
  • Be careful what you wish for, bro…
  • Little kids these days…
  • When someone asks if I’m single…
  • Mario’s immortality
  • Portable Nintendo 64
  • This is not a good sign
  • Spank prank
  • The only 100% accurate pregnancy test
  • The best part about being in a sorority…