• Whenever I try to look hot…
  • It really does…
  • I need this piranha plant in my backyard…
  • That’s exactly how I look…
  • Someone wrote on my door. My response.
  • Adopting a dog
  • Expert troll at work…
  • Friends are like potatoes
  • I’m just gonna squeeze in right here…
  • I’m outdoorsy…
  • He’s got a point
  • Entering Another Dimension