• I’m a human…
  • This text sums up the new iPhone update…
  • My biggest problem with college…
  • If only everyone lived by this…
  • Not under my watch…
  • A book I’m not familiar with
  • Are you happy?
  • You suck at parking
  • Earth sandwich
  • Funny how these things work
  • You never go full derp
  • Awesome Dad