• Chuck Norris as a child…
  • You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • Your band will never be as awesome as theirs
  • When people pour my cereal…
  • Everyone has one
  • Reasons why I open the fridge
  • The Wall Palm
  • Lost forever
  • Attack kitty!
  • Cornholio!
  • Third wheel
  • Dat smell!