• No Pool?
  • Those were the good old days…
  • For people you can’t stand…
  • The three most important items…
  • Your wish is my command, newspaper…
  • Vader, meet your new master…
  • Screw clowns.
  • Tilting the controller
  • Gordon Ramsay’s Omelette
  • Make little things count
  • My laptop sucks
  • What I think when I see a hammerhead shark